Botol

Pada satu hari seorang lelaki tua berumur 75 tahun
telah datang berjumpa dengan seorang doktor untuk
membuat analisis kandungan jumlah sperma yang ada di
dalam air maninya. Kemudian doktor itu pun memberikan
botol sambil berkata "Pakcik ambil botol ini dan esok
datang balik jumpa saya bersama dengan contoh air mani
pakcik di dalam botol ini ye."

Pada keesokan harinya, lelaki tua itu datang kembali
bersama botol yang diberikan oleh doktor semalam.
Namun begitu doktor itu tengok di dalam botol itu
kosong saja dan tidak ada lansung air mani orang tua
itu. Lalu doktor pun bertanya kepada orang tua
tersebut, mengapa tak diisi contoh air mani ke dalam
botol tersebut.

Lalu lelaki tua itu pun menjawap.
"Tuan doktor, ceritanya begini, memula tu saya gunakan
tangan kanan saya tapi tak dapat jugak. Kemudian saya
cuba guna pula tangan kiri saya pun tak dapat jugak.
Kemudian saya suruh isteri saya tolong pula. Isteri
saya memula guna tangan kanan tapi tak dapat jugak,
kemudian guna tangan kiri pun tak dapat jugak.

Kemudian isteri saya cuba menggunakan mulut pula,
memula dia pakai gigi dalam tapi tak dapat jugak,
kemudian guna gigi di luar pun dapat jugak. Sungguh
susah, akhirnya kami panggil anak perempuan jiran di
sebelah rumah kami, dan dia juga telah mencuba gunakan
mulut dan tangan tapi tak dapat-dapat jugak." Terang
lelaki tua itu.

Doktor amat terperanjat. "Apa..! Awak mintak tolong
dari anak perempuan jiran awak..??!!!!"
Lelaki tua itu menjawap lagi. "Ya betul tuan doktor,
bagaimana kuatnya kami berusaha, tapi masih tak
dapat-dapat juga nak bukak..............PENUTUP BOTOL
nih...!"

Jangan tanya.....

Jangan tanya.....
Mengapa aku tercicir dalam pelajaran
Kerana malas dalam kelas
Tidur sakan

Jangan tanya.....
Mengapa matmatik tambahan markah rendah
Kerana otak aku cuma nak fly sekolah

Jangan tanya.....
Apa kerja yang boleh aku kerjakan
Setelah aku gagal peperiksaan
Kerana mak bapak aku pon tak pernah tengok
kertas peperiksaan!

Jangan tanya.....
Adakah aku akan berjaya
Walaupun tiada ilmu di dada
Kerana yang penting bagi aku ialah usaha

Jangan tanya.....
Mengapa aku menangis akhirnya
Kerana kini aku tahu ilmu itu
Lebih kurang macam raja di dunia

Akhirnya aku tidak perlu bertanya
Kerana diri sendiri menjadi punca....

when you need it most.

Dream as if you'll live forever,

Live as if you'll die tomorrow.

 

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves. ~William Shakespear

 

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. ~Brian Tracy

 

Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

Maturity begins to grow when you can sense your concern for others outweighing your concern for yourself. ~John Macnaughton

 

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips it's turn. ~Hal Borland

 

If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater. ~Pam Brown

 

We do not remember days, we remember moments. ~Cesare Pavese

 

You give but little when you give your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. ~Pierre Corneille

 

There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

 

Life has no limitations except the ones you make. ~Les Brown

 

If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches. ~Cardyn Kenmore

 

School is a battlefield for your heart. ~Angela

 

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back. ~Mick Jagger

 

You can only go as far as you push.

 

Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.

 

Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.

 

Make yourself a blessing to someone. Your kind smile or pat on the back just might pull someone back from the edge. ~Carmelia Elliot

 

The human spirit is stronger than anything that happens to it. ~C.C. Scott

 

Sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow.

 

Attitude reflects leadership. ~Remember the Titans

 

(Whak) "Ouch! Geez, what was that for?"

"It doesn't matter. It's in the past."

"Yeah, but it still hurts."

"Ooh, yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it." ~Lion King

 

Strange how laughter looks like crying without sound, and how raindrops look like tears without pain.

 

What's better... a lie that draws a smile, or the truth that draws a tear???

Best Friends Forever

As the years pass,

and we grow apart,

I want you to know,

that you're in my heart.

 

You helped me through problems,

through things good and bad.

You helped me keep smiling,

when I was sad.

 

You helped me with guys,

you made me stay strong.

How will I live,

when you are gone?

 

And where the years take us,

no place is too far,

we will think of each other,

wherever we are.

 

You're a wonderful person,

with a good heart to lend,

and I wnat you to know,

you're a really good friend.

Heaven

Does heaven have a phone number?

Mommy went to heaven,

but I need her here today.

My tummy hurts and I fell down;

I need her right away.

 

Operator, can you tell me

how to find her in this book?

Is heaven in the yellow part?

I don't know where to look.

 

I think my daddy needs her too,

at night I hear him cry.

I hear him call her name sometimes,

but I really don't know why.

 

Maybe if I call her,

she will hurry home to me.

Is heaven very far away?

Is it across the sea?

 

She's been gone a long, long time-

she needs to come home now!

I really need to reach her.

I simply don't know how.

 

Help me find the number, please.

Is it listed under "heaven"?

I can't read these big, big words;

I am only seven.

 

I'm sorry, operator,

I didn't mean to make you cry.

Is your tummy hurting too--

or is there something in your eye?

 

If I call my church

maybe they will know.

Mommy said when we need help

that's where we should go.

 

I found the number to my church

tacked up on the wall.

Thank you, operator

I'll give them a call.

life is a dance for you to dance

Life is everywhere
Life
Life is a challenge
Life is a gift

Life is a chance
Life is a tragedy
Life is a lonely
Life is a pain

Life is full of frustration
Life is mystery
Life is love
Life is made of hurt

Life is not a bed of roses
Life is a dance for you to dance
Life is every state of mind
What is life?

Life is a puzzle,solve it
Life is full of unexpected
Life is unexplainable

Life.

best friend

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us,
 we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, 
have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. 
 The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, 
who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, 
who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness 
, that is a friend who cares.